Cursing, Swearing and exclamations in Middle Earth

[Glorelendil]

Oh, how about "Mandos take him!"

[shipwreck]

Make like Celduin and Run

Make like Narsil and split

[Glorelendil]

Make like an Entwife and vanish.

[shipwreck]

Make like a stone-troll and rock out.

Okay, I'm done.

[Glorelendil]

Make like a forum poster and troll.

Wait....

[Otaku-sempai]

In the big game, the heroes have spent quite a bit of time in Dale. I drew some inspiration from Corvo's game descriptions, but a lot of stuff has come from Rich's Guide to Dale. BUT, the bordellos and bath-houses have disappeared, just not fitting into the type of story we are telling. I don't doubt that such things exist in Dale; but they don't fit into our retelling and are thus "off the map" (figuratively and literally).

What's wrong with a well-run bath-house? You don't need to add a prurient element to one.

[Rocmistro]

I can't believe the topic "swearing in middle earth" got 5 page hits.

You guys are nerds.

[Angelalex242]

I do kinda wonder if humans know enough about the Valar to swear by them.

"Elbereth's armpits!"

"Who's Elbereth?"

"I dunno, some elven goddess or something..."

[Yepesnopes]

I can't believe the topic "swearing in middle earth" got 5 page hits.

You guys are nerds.

You know Roc that Ben is taking notes, right?

[zedturtle]

Oh, how about "Mandos take him!"

This is actually my favorite.