(unofficial) Naming Contest! Win free (green) dice!

[Glorelendil]

Ok, the time has come to change my username. Whoever comes up with the best* translation of "Elfcrusher" in any Tolkien language wins one set of free TOR dice, courtesy of the Crusher of Elves.

And, no, a cryptic rune that translates as "The Poster Formerly Known as Elfcrusher" is not a valid entry.

*'best' as determined by a secret committee, of which I'm the chair and have the sole vote. I'll give it one week and pick a winner. Winner PMs me a mailing address and I'll have the new dice sent.

[Rocmistro]

Why are you changing your username? (no, that's not my submission)

[Glorelendil]

Why are you changing your username? (no, that's not my submission)

It's just not very Tolkieny.

Even if I decide not to switch there will be a contest winner.

[Blubbo Baggins]

Hope we're allowed more than one entry.

Edheldamel - elf hammerer (rather, Hammerer of Elves!)
Dringel - elf hammer(er) (or Dringeldir)
Eldringion - elf hammerer (or Eldringor, Eldringon, etc)
Gondeldannen or Edhelgondannen - big rock fallen on an elf
Gondantir - big rock falling on an elf
Norogondant - run from the big, falling rock!
Norolantelgondir - run elf! from the big rock fall (or Norotantelgondir, run elf! from the big falling rock)

There's a start!

[BobusX]

El Elfcrushero. Oh wait, crappy Spanglish translations aren't Tolkienesque? Well el damno.

[Morgoth]

Here's a few ideas:

Edheldagir (Elf Slayer, Sindarin)
Edhelcrist (Elf Cleaver, Sindarin)
Cerediredheldaen (Maker of Elf Corpses, Sindarin)
Golugbarashal (Elf Crusher, Black Speech)
Golugtimorbûrz (Elf Nightmare, Black Speech)
Zanmarzgi (Elf Crusher, Orcish)
Zankoptog (Elf Dismemberer, Orcish)
Lulhaizaduk (Elf Destroyer, literally "flower-folk destroyer", Orcish)

[Yusei]

Bob

(This is the name of a famous goblin prince, who killed many elves, and is in no way related to Robert.)

[Jon Hodgson]

Please note this is an entirely unofficial, informal contest, not supported in any way by Sophisticated Games/Cubicle 7.

[Glorelendil]

The scholars are starting to emerge....

[Stormcrow]

My entry is in Klingon:

jubwI' beQmoHwI'
immortal flattener

(Obviously, KIingons have no word for elf.)

What? Klingon isn't elvish? Au contraire! See my Klingon mode for Tengwar.