"But I do not know the way..."

[Glorelendil]

It's a long way to Mordor.

(EDIT: And there's a region of Pluto itself called "Cthuhlu". I'm so glad nerds, not jocks, dominate space exploration.)

Photo of Pluto's moon Charon from NASA. New York Times caption:

"A new image of Charon, Pluto’s largest moon. The moon has a dark patch, informally called Mordor, at its north pole. The image was taken late Monday from a distance of 289,000 miles."

[zedturtle]

One, truly, does not simply walk into Mordor.

[Falenthal]

The next rocket that flies there could be called "Frodo"... and "Sam" could be its backup.

[Majestic]

One, truly, does not simply walk into Mordor.

You used to be able to plug in "Mordor" on Google Maps (I think it was, or possibly MapQuest) and then - if you chose the walking symbol/method - it would actually tell you "One does not simply walk into Mordor".

Unfortunately, nowadays there's too many things that pop up (like a fairly local Mordor Tattoo for me) and it doesn't seem to work anymore.

[zedturtle]

One, truly, does not simply walk into Mordor.

You used to be able to plug in "Mordor" on Google Maps (I think it was, or possibly MapQuest) and then - if you chose the walking symbol/method - it would actually tell you "One does not simply walk into Mordor".

Unfortunately, nowadays there's too many things that pop up (like a fairly local Mordor Tattoo for me) and it doesn't seem to work anymore.

I could walk into Mordor Tattoo, but I'd first need to walk 90+ days first. It looks like a fun walk, but I'm not sure if I'm up for it.

Plus, I don't do tattoos.