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Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:17 am
by Terisonen
DavetheLost wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:10 am
Terisonen wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:35 pm
Cover SHOULD be black: Moria mean Black Chasm...
That would make it the "Smell the Glove" of the TOR line. ;) "There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
Jon want to made a supplement 'Naked Elf Women And Were To Find Them' ? :shock:

Edit: since I am a froggy, i had to googled "Smell The Glove" . Damn cultural reference :D

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:26 pm
by Matt Clark
On cultural references... (if you're in the UK)

I think the Two Ronnies described the Moria cover best:

'It's big, it's black, it's scary and I be afraid of it.'

or was it the Balrog they referred to?

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:50 pm
by Karl Sanford
Sorry to say that, if we're entering the realms of a dual-stat game line, I'm out.

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:53 pm
by Jon Hodgson
You guys really excel at making up problems and fretting about them. We got you covered on this one.

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:44 pm
by SurrenderMonkey
Jon Hodgson wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:53 pm
You guys really excel at making up problems and fretting about them. We got you covered on this one.
If you guys illustrate the Balrog with vulcan ears, I'm not only passing on this box set, but will also be burning the rest of my TOR books and entering a monastery.

Just so we are clear.

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:26 pm
by Karl Sanford
Jon Hodgson wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:53 pm
You guys really excel at making up problems and fretting about them. We got you covered on this one.
It was just rhetoric to provoke an answer ;)

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:41 pm
by Jon Hodgson
SurrenderMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:44 pm
Jon Hodgson wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:53 pm
You guys really excel at making up problems and fretting about them. We got you covered on this one.
If you guys illustrate the Balrog with vulcan ears, I'm not only passing on this box set, but will also be burning the rest of my TOR books and entering a monastery.

Just so we are clear.
What about a witch-nose? (You'd perhaps (not) be amazed by the amount of hatemail I got for giving a Great Orc a witch-nose...)

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:27 pm
by Glorelendil
Jon Hodgson wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:41 pm

What about a witch-nose? (You'd perhaps (not) be amazed by the amount of hatemail I got for giving a Great Orc a witch-nose...)
Omg...Balrogs do fly! On brooms.

EDIT: I was being silly with the Chamucos box idea. But...not really. I vote for a paper fold-out Balrog in the box.

Or at least Moria-themed coasters, like in Hobbit Tales.

EDIT 2: AND MORIA-THEMED DICE. Omg....

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:42 pm
by Wbweather
EDIT 2: AND MORIA-THEMED DICE. Omg....
Black with red numbers!

Re: Moria

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:11 pm
by Vuriche
Wbweather wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:42 pm
EDIT 2: AND MORIA-THEMED DICE. Omg....
Black with red numbers!
I'll have ones like the one in your profile pic please! :mrgreen: