My journey back from work to home is normally fairly dull and samey. However, I was on the train and staring rather blankly into space, when I noticed some writing etched into the back of the seat in front of me. Tutting in a way only a plus-40-something can about the youth of today it suddenly struck me that the graffiti was a set of symbols rather than just the usual emotional adolescent outburst of 'Gav Luvs Trace'; which appeared to be very familiar:

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I mean, that does look like Dwarven rune writing doesn't it?!?! Ref:

I've not had time to translate (assuming it does) as I'm gaming soon but we seem to have an altogether better class of vandal on the Cross Country train line (Edinburgh to Portsmouth). I don't know whether to be immensely proud of the effort or crushed that the Professor's work is being used for such (assumption) crude expressions!