From a con game I just ran...

[Mytholder]

The PCs have gotten hold of a magic ring (one of the lesser rings, but still potent) that's inhabited by an evil spirit.
HOBBIT THIEF: Can I use the ring to zap these guys?
LOREMASTER: Well, you know the spirit can paralyse people with horror -
HOBBIT THIEF: Yeah! Can I do that?
LOREMASTER: You're more likely to get corrupted, but if you want to risk it, make a Corruption test.
HOBBIT THIEF: I get to roll the feat dice twice, right? And I've got Wisdom 3?
LOREMASTER: Well, your character does. Not so sure about you. Roll.
HOBBIT THIEF: 6, 6, 6, Gandalf, Gandalf.
LOREMASTER:.... ok, you zap them.

[Mim]

LOREMASTER: Well, your character does. Not so sure about you...

This is my favorite part of your post Gareth

[Boneguard]

I agree with Mim. Best quote ever.

[Rich H]

LOREMASTER: Well, your character does. Not so sure about you...

This is my favorite part of your post Gareth

You big meanie, Gareth!

[DavetheLost]

That is a great quote. Made even funnier by the dice roll...

[Eluadin]

LOREMASTER: Well, your character does. Not so sure about you...

This is my favorite part of your post Gareth

You big meanie, Gareth!

Not the architect of Mirkwood's Darkening...?